What a load of bollocks that was from Chelsea at the Bridge on Saturday. The mighty Blues, taken down by some second-rate, newly-promoted Sunderland muppets. Unbelievable.
Enzo Maresca's lads got absolutely mugged off, conceding a gut-wrenching last-minute goal to lose 2-1. It's a right kick in the teeth for the Chelsea faithful, who've now seen their team extend an embarrassing Premier League record.
Chelsea conceding goals for fun
These clown defenders can't stop shipping goals to opposing benchwarmers. Chelsea have now let in a league-high five goals to subs this season. Five! Tailbi is the latest mug to expose their leaky backline, after that bellend Danny Welbeck scored a brace against them for Brighton earlier this season.
And it gets worse. Chelsea have also conceded five goals in the last 15 minutes of matches, which only Nottingham Forest (7) can top. Sort it out, lads!
What the hell happened, Chelsea?
This pathetic result sees Chelsea slip to 7th, a whopping five points off table-toppers Arsenal. They better pray that none of the chasing pack pick up three points on Sunday, or they can kiss their top-four dreams goodbye.
Sunderland's dream start
On the flip side, fair play to Sunderland. The Black Cats are absolutely buzzing, sitting pretty in the Champions League places just two points behind Arsenal. They're even above oil money Man City and that lot from Liverpool. Not bad for a team of newly-promoted muppets.
The Mackems have won seven points from losing positions this season, more than any other side in the Prem. And they'd not won at the Bridge for 11 years! Who'd have thought it, a bunch of no-marks mixing it with the big boys and coming out on top. This is what dreams are made of, eh?
