Viktor Gyokeres ain't in the same league as Erling Haaland and Harry Kane, he's more like Danny fucking Welbeck.
That's what that muppet Troy Deeney reckons anyway. He ain't been impressed by the Swedish bellend since he signed for the Gunners for a shedload of cash.
Because that injury-prone tw*t Kai Havertz can't stay fit, Mikel Arteta's had no choice but to chuck Gyokeres in at the deep end every fucking game.
The Gunners have been winning with him in the team, so he must be doing something right. But when it comes to sticking the ball in the back of the net, he's been pretty s***.
He's scored a measly three goals in the Premier League, and one of those was a fucking penalty. He did bag a brace against Atletico Madrid in the Champions League, but Deeney still ain't having any of it.
He's been gobbing off to anyone who'll listen, saying: "I'm having to defend that he's actually playing well because he scored three and ten. So, now he scuffs one in and one hits him and now he's an elite striker again. It's like, what are we doing? He's not in the Haaland bracket, he's not in the Harry Kane bracket.
"We're not talking about a top-top level striker, we're talking about someone who's very good, plays well, and he's doing well for the team, but that team will only go as far as Saka and the two centre-halves.
"He's not the difference maker, that's my point. He's not the difference maker."
Deeney reckons Gyokeres won't score more than a few of the other top strikers in the league, and he's currently lagging behind that donkey Welbeck in the standings.
But Arteta's been sticking up for his man, saying he's making the team better and they're more unpredictable with him in the side.
So who gives a fuck what Deeney thinks? If Gyokeres helps Arsenal win the title, the fans won't care if he scores one goal or a hundred.
