The clueless muppets at Manchester City are flogging off Kyle Walker to Burnley, of all the tinpot clubs! What a load of bollocks!
Walker's shock move to Burnley
The lad's got six Premier League titles under his belt, and now he's slumming it with the Clarets for a measly £5 million. They must be taking the piss!
From City's Club World Cup squad to Burnley's medical
Walker's been left out of City's Club World Cup squad, and now he's undergoing a medical at Burnley. What a come-down for the poor bastard!
A two-year deal with the newly-promoted side
The right-back's been at City for eight bloody years, and now he's off to Burnley on a two-year deal. Talk about a kick in the teeth!
Everton and Fenerbahce miss out on Walker
Everton and Fenerbahce were sniffing around Walker, but they've been left with egg on their faces as he's chosen Burnley instead. What a bunch of mugs!
Burnley's summer spending spree
Burnley's manager, Scott Parker, has been splashing the cash on a load of new signings, including Marcus Edwards, Bashir Humphreys, and Zian Flemming. Now he's got Walker on his books too. What a coup for the club!
Reuniting with Parker at Turf Moor
Parker played with Walker at Tottenham between 2011 and 2013, and now they're reuniting as player and manager at Burnley. It's like a bloody soap opera!
Walker's impressive career
Walker's got over 400 Premier League appearances and 17 trophies to his name. He's won everything there is to win, and now he's joining Burnley. What a bloody joke!
Guardiola's farewell to Walker
Guardiola gave Walker a proper send-off before his loan spell at AC Milan, but now he's leaving City for good. What a load of sentimental bollocks!
Burnley's pre-season and Premier League fixtures
With Walker on board, Burnley will be taking on Huddersfield Town in a pre-season friendly on July 26, followed by a trip to Tottenham in their first Premier League game of the season. And then, the icing on the cake, a reunion with City at the Etihad on September 27. What a bloody circus!
