What a load of bollocks! Ruben Amorim, that useless twat, might be getting a lifeline at Benfica if he gets the boot from Manchester United. About bloody time if you ask me!
Amorim's been a right muppet at Old Trafford. The Red Devils got absolutely battered 3-0 by their rivals Manchester City on Sunday. What a joke! They've only got 4 points from 4 games in the Premier League. Pathetic form, mate.
Amorim's shit record at United
In 47 games under this Portuguese bellend, United have lost 20. 20! And in 31 Premier League matches, they've picked up a measly 31 points. Fuckin' hell, my nan could do better!
Every week there's more doubt about Amorim's future. Sack the cunt, I say! But if they do, he might not be out of a job for long. Benfica's potential new president Joao Noronha Lopes is eyeing him up.
Could Amorim actually join Benfica?
The election for Benfica's president is next month and Lopes is in the lead. If he wins, he might try to bring in Amorim, especially if United finally grow some balls and sack him.
Amorim used to manage Sporting Lisbon, Benfica's rivals. But he's actually a Benfica fan and played for them for years. So who knows, the useless twat might end up there if his time at United goes tits up.
