Sean Dyche ain't the bloody answer to Nottingham Forest's trophy drought, mate. That's what that muppet Simon Jordan thinks anyway. Dyche has just signed on as the new gaffer at the City Ground, replacing that bellend Ange Postecoglou. But if the owner, Evangelos Marinakis, thinks Dyche is gonna bring home the bacon and win some silverware, he's got another thing coming.
Dyche's appointment is a load of bollocks
Jordan reckons Dyche's style of play is too defensive and not progressive enough. Forest haven't won a major trophy since the League Cup in 1990, and Marinakis wants that to change. But Dyche isn't exactly known for his attacking prowess. His only managerial silverware came with Burnley in the Championship back in 2016. Since then, he's been more about keeping teams in the bloody Premier League.
Marinakis is a fickle bastard
Despite Dyche being contracted until 2027, Jordan thinks his future at the club is already up in the air. Marinakis is unpredictable and won't hesitate to sack Dyche if things don't go his way. Dyche might be a decent manager, but he's not the one to fulfill Marinakis' dream of a first Nottingham Forest trophy in over three decades. The beautiful game deserves better than this shit.
