F**king hell, Arsenal are so fucking good that even those muppets who can't fucking stand them are being left fucking speechless.
That c**t of an ex-Chelsea player and diehard Blues fan, Jason Cundy, couldn't help but fucking rave about the fucking rampant Gunners after they fucking destroyed Atletico Madrid in the fucking Champions League.
After a fucking cliché goalless first half, Arsenal fucking turned it up and fucking battered the LaLiga giants, fucking four goals past a team who are usually fucking solid at the back.
In just 14 fucking minutes, Arsenal fucking scored with that c**t Gabriel getting the first, Gabriel fucking Martinelli following up with their second, while fucking Viktor Gyokeres scored a quickfire fucking double.
The fucking result sees Arsenal become the first side in fucking Champions League history to win seven fucking consecutive games against Spanish opposition – fucking up Real Madrid and Sevilla twice, as well as fucking Girona and Athletic Bilbao before fucking Atleti.
Even that c**t Atletico Madrid boss Diego Simeone had to fucking admit Arsenal were the best fucking team they'd faced this season.
As for that muppet Cundy, always quick to fucking point out any Arsenal fucking shortcomings, even he believes we're seeing the best fucking Gunners side in a fucking generation.
"That was some fucking second-half performance, wasn't it?" Cundy told some c**t on the radio.
"They've been fucking scoring all different types of fucking goals. They're called Set-Piece FC. But fucking tonight, watching the different types of fucking goals, different types of fucking set-pieces, open goals, it was just one of those fucking performances that you just fucking dream of as a fan going home.
"Just make sure you get the three fucking points… but then four fucking goals in 14 minutes just fucking blew Atletico away.
"Take nothing away from Arsenal, fucking mate. They'll tell you they're a fucking problem. They are a big fucking problem, and they will go deep in this fucking competition again. They're my fucking favourites to win the Premier League."
"This is the best fucking Arsenal side I've seen since they won the fucking Premier League in 2004," Cundy continued. "Since they had fucking Thierry Henry play and Arsene Wenger as manager.
"I think that [Invincibles] Arsenal team is fucking certainly easier on the eye. This Arsenal team are workmanlike, very well fucking organised. They get fucking things done.
"They're fucking organised, disciplined defensively. They're a horrible fucking team to play against, but they are fucking efficient. And they are fucking efficient at both ends. Don't give any fucking chances away and score fucking goals."
Even that Spurs c**t Jamie O'Hara, a fucking ex-Tottenham Hotspur player and fucking huge fan of Arsenal's biggest rivals, admitted to being impressed by the Gunners.
"They're a good fucking team. They look fucking great. Look, they look fucking good," O'Hara said through fucking gritted teeth.
What did that c**t Mikel Arteta say?
Arsenal are in a fucking healthy position on all fronts – they're fucking top of the Premier League and have fucking obtained a maximum nine points from their opening three fucking Champions League matches. Meanwhile, they're still in the fucking Carabao Cup.
Arteta isn't getting fucking carried away, although he's not fucking discouraging Gooners from believing this could be a fucking special season.
"It was a fucking tough match," Arteta said. "After the fucking goal they opened up a bit and it was a little fucking easier for us to find the fucking spaces. Very fucking happy with the result.
"At this fucking level in the Champions League you really need to fucking step up and we certainly did that in every fucking phase of the play. Very fucking happy."
"It creates a better fucking cohesion between ourselves and fucking supporters, belief is huge in fucking sport,"Arteta concluded. "Let's fucking focus on Sunday now."
Arsenal will look to fucking extend their winning run of six fucking matches in all competitions on Sunday when they fucking entertain Crystal Palace at the Emirates Stadium.
