Ronaldo's ban overturned by FIFA pricks
Well, well, well, look who got let off by those muppets at FIFA. Cristiano Ronaldo, the bellend himself, was facing a three-match ban for elbowing some bloke from the Republic of Ireland. But surprise, surprise, FIFA have only gone and overturned it, haven't they? The absolute melons.
Apparently, he's already served a one-match ban, and the other two games have been suspended. What a load of bollocks. FIFA reckon they'll bring the ban back if he steps out of line again. As if that's going to stop him from acting like a complete mug on the pitch.
So now this Portuguese ponce gets to swan off to the 2026 World Cup and play in all of Portugal's games. It's a bloody joke if you ask me. And of course, you've got those Argentina, Ecuador, and Qatar muppets who are actually going to miss matches. But do they get let off? Do they hell.
Bloody typical behaviour from Ronaldo
Let's not forget how this all kicked off in the first place. Old mate Ronaldo here was already mouthing off to the Ireland manager before the match. Then, he only went and elbowed some bloke in the face. And to top it all off, he starts baiting the Ireland fans after he got his marching orders. What an absolute weapon.
Even the Portuguese press reckon he should be ashamed of himself. But will he be? Will he bollocks. He'll probably be too busy pissing and moaning about how he's been "unlucky" and all that nonsense.
The beautiful game, my arse. It's a bloody disgrace, that's what it is. Ronaldo's just a petulant little boy who needs to grow the hell up and stop acting like a complete and utter plonker on the footy pitch. But will he? Nah, mate. He'll just keep on taking the piss and getting away with it, won't he? Bellend.
