What a load of bollocks. Another pointless article about a moment in football that everyone already knows about. Who gives a toss about what some old fart has to say about Gary Neville ruining his "big moment"? Get a grip, mate.
Chelsea's victory over Barcelona
Yeah, alright, Chelsea beat Barcelona in 2012 to reach the Champions League final. Fernando Torres scored a late goal and all that. We've heard it a million times before. It's hardly groundbreaking news, is it?
Parry's commentary
So, Alan Parry reckons he was robbed of his "iconic moment" by Gary Neville's weird noise during Torres' goal. Poor bloke. How about you commentate on the actual game instead of worrying about your own fame?
Neville's "goalgasm"
Oh, for fuck's sake. "Goalgasm"? Really? That's what we're calling it now? Gary Neville made a strange noise and everyone lost their minds. It's not like he stripped naked and ran onto the pitch. Get over it, you muppets.
Parry's jealousy
Parry's just bitter because Neville stole his thunder. He even admits to making a joke about hating Mancs before their first commentary together. How professional. Maybe if you focused on the beautiful game instead of your own ego, you wouldn't have these problems, mate.
Retirement
Parry doesn't even know if he's officially retired or not. How pathetic is that? He's just clinging onto the hope of another "iconic moment". Give it a rest, you old twat.
In conclusion, this whole article is a waste of everyone's time. Who cares about some commentator's bruised ego? Football is about the players, the goals, and the passion. Not some old codger whinging about a missed opportunity for fame. Get a grip, you melt.
