Alright, you muppet. You wanna know what I think about this footy nonsense? Well, I'll tell you, matey. Arsenal are absolutely taking the piss, and I'm sick of hearing about 'em!
Arsenal are the worst team in Europe
First off, who cares if they beat Bayern Munich? The Germans were having an off day, and Arsenal just got lucky. Jurrien Timber, Noni Madueke, Gabriel Martinelli? More like Jurrien Timbur, Noni Madoke, and Gabirel Martinelli. They're all a bunch of mugs who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!
These bellends have only lost once all season? Well, that's just because they're playing against a load of crap teams in the Premier League. Wait until they come up against a proper side like Man City or Liverpool, then we'll see how good they really are.
And don't even get me started on that muppet Adrian Durham. He reckons that Arsenal are the "real deal" and that other teams in Europe are finally taking notice of them. What a load of bollocks! This Durham bloke is talking out of his arse. He's got no idea what he's on about.
Arsenal will never win the Champions League
People are saying that Arsenal could finally win the Champions League this year. Ha! Don't make me laugh. They've never won it before, and they never will. They're a bunch of choke artists who always crumble under the pressure.
They might have made it to the semi-finals last season, but they still got knocked out by Paris Saint-Germain. And let's not forget about that time they lost to Barcelona in the final back in 2006. They're a bunch of bottlers who don't have what it takes to go all the way.
And as for that muppet Darren Bent, he reckons that Arsenal's form in the Champions League this season could help them win the title. What a load of old tosh! This is the same bloke who used to play for Tottenham, so what does he know about winning trophies?
Arsenal are a joke and always will be
So, there you have it. Arsenal are a steaming pile of crap, and they always will be. They might be top of the Champions League league stage right now, but that doesn't mean anything. They'll probably end up getting knocked out in the next round by some pub team from Belgium.
So, all you Arsenal fans out there, don't get your hopes up. Your team is a joke, and they're never going to win anything. And as for the rest of you muppets who think that Arsenal are actually good, you need to give your head a wobble and wake up to reality.
The beautiful game is being ruined by teams like Arsenal who think they're better than they really are. It's a disgrace, and it makes me sick to my stomach. FOOTBALL IS LIFE, but Arsenal are just a bunch of mugs taking liberties!
