Right, let's get one thing straight - Daniel Farke is a bloody useless manager and it's no surprise Leeds are in the shitter right now. The bloke's got the lowest points-per-game ratio in Premier League history for managers with over 50 games. What a mug!
Farke's failures at Leeds
Yeah, he got the Whites promoted last season, but that means fuck all now they're in the big leagues. Seven defeats in 12 games is pathetic. And don't even get me started on their upcoming fixtures against City, Chelsea and Liverpool. They're gonna get absolutely battered!
Postecoglou and Rodgers linked
So it looks like Ange Postecoglou and Brendan Rodgers are being lined up to replace Farke. Well, isn't that just fucking peachy? Postecoglou couldn't even last two months at Nottingham Forest before getting the boot. And Rodgers? The guy walked out on Celtic twice and has the nerve to show his face in the Premier League again after getting Leicester relegated. Bellends, the pair of 'em!
Leeds' ownership connections
Oh, and here's a fun fact for ya - Leeds' owners also have a stake in Rangers. You know, Celtic's biggest rivals? I'm sure that won't cause any drama if Rodgers ends up at Elland Road. Fucking muppets running that club, I swear.
My verdict
Look, I don't give a toss what anyone says. Farke is a shit manager and Leeds are gonna be stuck in a relegation battle all season long. They've got no chance against the big boys coming up. Postecoglou and Rodgers can fuck off too. The whole situation is a fucking joke. But hey, at least we'll have something to laugh at while Leeds get their arses handed to them week in, week out. What a shitshow!
