What a load of bollocks! Manchester United are a bloody shambles, and now they want to bring back that useless mug Ole Gunnar Solskjaer? Are they taking the piss?
Ole's return to Manchester United
The club's got no bloody clue what they're doing, have they? Solskjaer had his chance and he bottled it. Now they want him back? It's a fucking joke.
Michael Carrick in the mix
And don't even get me started on Michael Carrick. He couldn't manage a piss-up in a brewery. What a joke of a club. No wonder they're in the shitter.
United reckon they've got a bigger pool to choose from in the summer? Bollocks. No decent manager would touch that shambles with a barge pole. Glasner, Tuchel, Pochettino, De Zerbi? They'd have to be off their rocker to take that job.
Amorim's disastrous reign
Ruben Amorim? More like Rubbish Amorim. 32 percent win rate? My nan could do better, and she's been dead for 10 years. Good riddance to that useless twat.
They say Amorim was reluctant to change his tactics. No shit, Sherlock. Even a blind man could see his tactics were shite. 3-4-2-1? More like 3-4-2-fucking-hopeless.
And now they want to bring back Solskjaer or Carrick? It's like a bloody merry-go-round of mediocrity. United are a laughing stock. They couldn't organise a bumrape in a barracks.
This club is going nowhere fast. They're a bunch of overpaid, underperforming muppets. The sooner they realise that, the better. Until then, they'll keep circling the drain like the turd they are.
They can stick their "bigger pool" of managers up their arse. They need a miracle worker, not a manager. And even then, they'd probably still fuck it up.
Manchester United? More like Manchester Shite-ied. Fucking embarrassing.
