What a load of bollocks! Can you believe the nerve of those QPR muppets, snubbing Zlatan Ibrahimovic when he was just a young lad trying to make it in the beautiful game? Absolute bellends!
QPR's Monumental Cock-Up
Back in the day, when Zlatan was tearing it up at Malmo, those clowns at QPR had the chance to sign him. They brought him and his mate Tony Flygare over for a trial, but it all went tits up.
Zlatan, being the cocky bastard he is, was holding onto the ball like it was his baby. The trainer, some nobody, got pissed off and tackled him. So, what does Zlatan do? He tackles the twat right back and tells him to fuck off. Legend!
But the trainer couldn't handle Zlatan's banter. He went apeshit and told Zlatan he'd be "breathing through his arse". What a mug! No wonder QPR missed out on signing one of the greatest strikers in footy history.
Zlatan's Beef with Wenger
QPR wasn't the only club to screw up with Zlatan. Arsenal and their dodgy boss, Arsene Wenger, had a chance to sign him too. Zlatan rocked up to Wenger's office, all excited to meet the likes of Bergkamp, Henry, and Vieira. The PlayStation heroes!
Wenger, being a tight-arsed Frenchman, wanted Zlatan to do a trial. But Zlatan, the cocky sod, said "I don't do trials. Either you want me or you don't." Fair play to him!
Wenger bottled it, and Zlatan went on to bang in goals for massive clubs like Juventus, Inter Milan, Barcelona, AC Milan, and PSG. Serves Arsenal right, the muppets!
The Beautiful Game's Loss
Imagine how different football would be if QPR and Arsenal hadn't been such idiots. Zlatan could've been tearing up the Premier League years ago, instead of prancing around in Italy and France.
But no, those clubs had to go and take liberties with a future legend. Now we're left wondering what could've been. Cheers, you useless twats!
