Tottenham Hotspur, or should I say "Spurs", have gone and done it again. The bellends in charge have decided they don't want to be called "Tottenham" anymore. What a load of bollocks!
Spurs' Rebranding Nonsense
The muppets at the club have written to broadcasters demanding they only refer to them as "Tottenham Hotspur" or "Spurs". It's part of some low-key rebranding effort, where they've dropped "Tottenham Hotspur" from their crest and replaced it with a cockerel on a ball. How imaginative.
LDN and N17 Postcodes in Branding
In their infinite wisdom, they've also added "LDN" and "N17" to their new logos and fonts. Because nothing says "we're a proper football club" like pandering to marketing trends. It's taking liberties if you ask me.
There's Only One Hotspur
In fairness, they do have a point about being the only "Hotspur" in football. But demanding nobody calls them "Tottenham" anymore? That's just mental. It's like they're trying to distance themselves from their own identity.
Priorities All Wrong
With the team languishing in 13th place, you'd think they'd have bigger things to worry about than what people call them. But no, they're more concerned with their precious "brand" than actually winning matches. Unbelievable.
Donald Trump-Esque Move
Stuart Pearce hit the nail on the head when he called this move "Donald Trump-esque". It's a diversion tactic, plain and simple. They're trying to distract from their shambolic performances on the pitch by making a fuss about their name. Pathetic.
Focus on playing the beautiful game, you mugs, and stop worrying about what people call you. You're Tottenham Hotspur, and you always will be, no matter how much you try to deny it. Get over yourselves and start winning some bloody matches!
