I can't bloody believe it! Them muppets at Wembley have gone and booked a bunch of concerts right when there's footy to be played. Unbelievable!
Coldplay taking over Wembley in September
The beautiful game is my life, and the thought of having to play an England match anywhere other than the hallowed turf of Wembley makes me sick. But those bellends in suits have decided that the Three Lions will play Andorra at Villa Park in September. Cheers for that, you mugs!
England to face Andorra at Villa Park
Apparently, the last time the senior men's team played at Villa Park was back in 2005. Who even remembers that far back?! If you ask me, it's a load of rubbish that we can't have Wembley available for footy when we need it.
Coldplay's Wembley takeover forces England to Villa Park
But no, instead we've got Coldplay, of all bands, taking over Wembley from August 22 to September 8. I mean, come on! What's more important, some poncy musicians or the pride of our nation? It's a bloody joke.
Andorra better watch out, though. They're ranked 171 in the world, a whopping 167 places below our boys. No matter where the game is played, the Three Lions will absolutely smash 'em!
