Alright, listen up you muppets! It's about time that bellend Harry Kane finally got his hands on some silverware. The bloke's been playing footy for ages and he's finally won something with Bayern Munich. About bloody time, mate!
Kane celebrates like a proper hooligan
So, Bayern Munich have won the Bundesliga for a record-breaking 34th time. Big deal, right? Well, it is for Kane. The lad's been waiting 5,223 days since his professional debut in 2010 to get his mitts on a trophy. And now he's finally done it, he's celebrating like a proper hooligan!
The Bayern lads gathered at some fancy restaurant in Munich, waiting for the final whistle in Leverkusen's match. And when they were confirmed as champions, Kane and his mates went mental. He even got his old Tottenham chum Eric Dier involved, singing 'We Are the Champions' like a couple of pissed-up lads on a night out.
Kane's first taste of glory
This is Kane's first major trophy, and about time too. The poor bastard's had nothing but heartache at Tottenham. Even in Germany, he's had to watch Leverkusen win a domestic double while Bayern were left empty-handed. But now, he's finally got a winners' medal around his neck.
And he's not the only one. Dier's never won anything either, so he was well up for a party. Mind you, it's a different story for Thomas Muller. That smug git's just won his 13th Bundesliga title. Thirteen! Greedy bastard.
Anyway, enough about Muller. This is Kane's moment. The lad's scored 80 goals in 89 games since joining Bayern, and he's not done yet. He's got 24 league goals this season, and he's closing in on another Golden Boot. Not bad for a bloke who couldn't win a raffle at Spurs.
So, there you have it. Harry Kane, Bundesliga champion. It's about time he won something, and now he has. Let's hope he doesn't get too used to it. We can't have him getting ideas above his station, can we?
