Bloody hell, Bruno Fernandes is the only one at Manchester United who knows how to play the beautiful game! The rest of those muppets are taking liberties.
Bruno's brilliance
The lad's been running the show since he joined in 2020. No other player in the Premier League has created more chances than him. He's third in minutes played and goal contributions too. What a legend!
United's dismal season
Absolutely shambolic. 15th place and not even 40 points yet. West Ham went down on 42 points back in 2003! This is United's worst ever Premier League season, no doubt about it.
Fernandes the shining light
Ally McCoist hit the nail on the head when he said Bruno has been United's only shining light. Sure, he's not perfect, but the bloke's been leading by example amidst all the other useless twats in the squad.
Hands off our Bruno!
If Al Hilal or Real Madrid think they can swoop in and take Fernandes away, they've got another thing coming. The lad is going nowhere. He's United's captain and he bleeds red. Any club that tries to take him is asking for trouble!
