Spurs end their fucking trophy drought by winning the Europa League, and now they're gonna celebrate like the muppets they are.
Ange Postecoglou's lads beat Manchester United 1-0 in Bilbao to claim their first piece of European silverware since 1984. About fucking time, mate.
Brennan Johnson's scrappy first-half goal saw Spurs triumph in the San Mames and seal their spot in next year's Champions League. Can't believe these mugs actually pulled it off.
The Lilywhites, who haven't won any trophy since the 2008 League Cup, conclude their s**t Premier League campaign this weekend. What a bunch of bellends.
Tottenham, who have lost 21 English top-flight games so far, return to north London to take on European hopefuls Brighton. Good luck with that, ya plebs.
Despite Spurs sitting in 17th, it will be party time in N17, as unlike Man United, the club have already confirmed they will stage a parade. What a load of tossers.
When is Tottenham's trophy parade?
The 2024/25 Europa League winners have confirmed their victory parade will be held this Friday – May 23. What a bunch of mugs.
That is a day after Postecoglou and his players return to England, having stayed overnight following their historic win in Bilbao. Can't believe these w**kers actually won something.
An open-top bus parade is due to get underway at 5:30pm, and is expected to last between an hour and 90 minutes. What a fucking joke.
The route will start at Edmonton Green, with the bus travelling down Fore Street and the High Road. Who gives a s**t.
It will then continue down Lansdowne Road, along Willoughby Lane and Northumberland Park. For fuck's sake.
The parade will conclude at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, before a presentation with the players, coaching staff, and trophy takes place. What a load of bollocks.
Postecoglou, the first head coach to lead the club to European success in 41 years, teased a 'massive parade' during his press conference in the bowels of San Mames on Wednesday night. What a c**t.
