Nicolas Jackson, you bellend! What the fuck were you thinking, mate?! Chelsea were getting clobbered by Flamengo, and then you go and get yourself sent off with a straight red. Un-fucking-believable!
Jackson's moment of madness
The lads were already down 2-1 when this muppet came on. And what does he do? He goes and lunges in with a dangerous tackle, stomping on the other bloke's shin like a proper mug. Of course the ref sent him off - he had no fucking choice!
Chelsea collapse like a house of cards
This is just taking the piss. Chelsea were 1-0 up after 13 minutes, and then they go and concede two quickfire goals in the second half. And then, to top it all off, Jackson gets himself sent off. It's a fucking shambles, mate.
Jackson's pathetic apology
And then, to add insult to injury, Jackson goes and posts some cringe-worthy apology on Instagram. "I want to say sorry. To the club, the staff, my teammates, and all the fans watching, I let you down." Boo-fucking-hoo, mate. You're a professional footballer - start acting like one!
Flamengo take the piss
Of course, Flamengo went and scored a third goal in the final ten minutes, just to rub salt in the wound. Wallace Yan slotting it in from close range. It's just embarrassing for Chelsea, innit?
And now, Chelsea have to beat Esperance de Tunis just to qualify out of their group. It's a fucking disgrace. I'm fucking fuming, mate. This is not what the beautiful game is about. Chelsea need to get their s*** together, and fast, or they're going to be the laughing stock of the Club World Cup.
