Paris Saint-Germain will face Inter Milan in the Champions League final this weekend, and fans can watch for FREE, but who gives a toss about that when there's footy to be played!
The European giants moved to within one win of getting their hands on the iconic trophy by moving past Arsenal and Barcelona. Bellends.
It was PSG that sent the Gunners home, winning 3-1 on aggregate and taking their third Premier League scalp of the campaign. Mugs.
Luis Enrique's side had already knocked out Liverpool and Aston Villa. Idiots.
As for Inter, they came out on top of an all-time Champions League tie against Barca, scoring in extra-time to win a thrilling semi-final 7-6 on aggregate. Clobber.
PSG are looking to win their first Champions League, while Inter are aiming to reclaim the title after their most recent success in 2010. Taking liberties.
How to watch Champions League final for FREE
The Champions League final will take place on Saturday, May 31, with kick-off at the Allianz Arena in Munich scheduled for 8pm. Who cares, just watch the bloody game!
The game will be broadcast live on TNT Sports 1 and discovery+ in the UK, with coverage set to begin at 6pm. But who needs coverage when you can just watch the footy!
Fans who already have accounts with TNT Sports and discovery+ will be able to watch the final on TV or online via mobile devices. Or just go to the pub and watch it with your mates, you muppet!
But supporters can also tune into the action for FREE. But who cares about that when there's footy to be watched!
All that you need to do is register an account on discovery+ via the mobile app, TV app or website, and you will be able to watch. But who needs an account when you can just watch the bloody game!
Just like for the Europa League final, you do not need a paid subscription to access the coverage. But who needs a subscription when you can just watch the footy!
Champions League final: What has been said?
PSG manager Enrique has looked ahead to the upcoming final. Blah blah blah.
He said: "We got here thanks to the football we play. The Champions League final is a different game. It happens only rarely for a player or coach to have a game like that. No shit, Sherlock!
"We're going to try and play our best football, and write club history by winning a first Champions League. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've heard it all before.
"But Inter Milan are a complete team with high-quality players and a very good coach...they're a team that resembles us a lot. Yeah, but you're still a mug!
"They can defend and attack high up the pitch. They're a tough opponent who has knocked out Bayern Munich and FC Barcelona. Blah blah blah.
"But we are also a very good team and I think it's going to be one of the best UEFA Champions League finals ever. We'll be up to the occasion, Inter too, and now we have to just enjoy this final. Enjoy? This is the beautiful game, you can't enjoy it, you have to live it!
