Right, listen up you muppets! It looks like that Aussie bloke, Ange Postecoglou, might be taking over from Steve Clarke as the next Scotland gaffer. And about bloody time too!
Postecoglou's track record
Now, I know what you're thinking. "But he got sacked from Tottenham, he must be shite!" Well, you're wrong, mate. The guy won them their first trophy in 17 bloody years! And not just any trophy, the Europa League! So he can't be that bad, can he?
His time at Celtic
And let's not forget his time at Celtic. Five trophies in two years, including back-to-back league titles and a domestic treble. The guy's a winner, plain and simple. And that's exactly what Scotland needs.
Clarke's current contract
Now, I'm not saying Steve Clarke's done a bad job. He's got us to two major tournaments, which is more than I can say for any other Scotland manager in recent memory. But his contract's up next year, and let's face it, we could do better.
McCoist's backing
And it's not just me who thinks Postecoglou's the man for the job. Ally McCoist, a proper legend of the game, reckons he'd be a great fit too. And if it's good enough for McCoist, it's good enough for me.
The future of Scotland's national team
So, here's what I think. Give Postecoglou the job, let him work his magic, and watch Scotland finally become a force to be reckoned with on the international stage. It's about time we showed those English bastards what we're made of!
