Bayer Leverkusen are sniffing around Bournemouth, trying to nick Justin Kluivert from under their noses, the cheeky bastards. They think they can just waltz in and take our best players? Not bloody likely, mate.
Kluivert's having a blinder
The Dutch lad's been on fire for the Cherries, banging in goals left, right and centre. No wonder Leverkusen are getting their knickers in a twist, seeing pound signs flashing before their eyes. They reckon Kluivert's the second coming of Messi, ready to fill Wirtz's boots. Well, they can sod off.
Ten Hag's at it again
That smug git Ten Hag, thinking he can just click his fingers and Kluivert will come running. He's got another thing coming if he fancies prising Kluivert away from the Vitality. The Cherries aren't in the business of rolling over and having their bellies tickled by some German upstarts.
Bournemouth won't be mugged off
The Cherries have already made it crystal clear - Kluivert ain't going nowhere. They're not about to let their star man bugger off to the Bundesliga without a fight. Leverkusen can huff and puff all they like, but Bournemouth won't be blown down.
Kluivert's going to be leading the line for the Cherries next season, end of bloody story. If Leverkusen want to waste their time chasing a lost cause, that's their problem. Bournemouth have got bigger fish to fry, like giving the rest of the Premier League a right good tonking. So Leverkusen can take their grubby mitts off Kluivert and jog on.
