What a load of bollocks! Wrexham eyeing up Sheffield Wednesday's captain, Barry Bannan? Give me a break!
Bannan's future at Wednesday uncertain
The Owls have offered the former Scotland international a new deal, but the club's a shambles. They couldn't even pay their players on time. Twice this season! What a joke.
Wrexham monitoring Bannan's situation
Those muppets at Wrexham think they can capitalise on Wednesday's misfortune. They're keeping tabs on Bannan, waiting to swoop in like vultures.
Bannan's performance last season
Sure, Bannan scored four goals and provided five assists in 41 Championship appearances last season. But that don't mean he's worth all this fuss.
Other potential signings for Wrexham
Wrexham's not just after Bannan. They're also sniffing around free agents Stuart Armstrong and Danny Ward. Armstrong's just been ditched by Wednesday after a pathetic 11 appearances.
Ward's potential return to his boyhood club
And Ward? He's leaving Leicester, but he started at Wrexham. He didn't even make a single first-team appearance before he buggered off to Liverpool.
Wrexham's return to the second tier
The Red Dragons are preparing for their first season in the second tier in 43 bloody years. They've shot up from the National League in no time, but that don't mean they're ready for the big leagues.
All this talk of signings and returns is just banter. The beautiful game's gone mad.
