What a load of bollocks! That muppet Thomas Muller is linked with a move to the MLS, and some mugs like to think they know which club he's gonna go to. What a joke!
Muller needs to piss off from Bayern Munich
The geezer has won the Bundesliga a record 13 times, but now he's getting the boot from his lifelong club after the Club World Cup. They didn't even offer him a new contract. What a bunch of wankers!
Muller might be heading to the States
The 35-year-old hasn't given any hints about his next move, but his countryman and Philadelphia Union sporting director Ernst Tanner let slip that Muller could be heading to the MLS. Tanner said he's been offered Muller, but it's "unthinkable" financially for his club. What a load of crap!
Muller and Messi could team up at Inter Miami
Tanner reckons Muller would suit clubs like Los Angeles, New York, or Inter Miami with Lionel Messi. Imagine those two playing together - it would be a right old mess!
Muller gave Messi his worst ever defeat
In August 2020, Muller was Man of the Match when Bayern thumped Barcelona 8-2 in the Champions League. Muller scored twice and set up another goal, taking his tally against Barca to six - the most in the competition's history. Messi was so gutted he tried to force a move to Manchester City!
Muller talks about protests in the US
When asked about protests in Los Angeles over Donald Trump's deportations, Muller gave some soppy answer about trying to "separate things" and "drawing conclusions for yourself". What a load of nonsense! Stick to football, mate.
