The latest bunch of young wannabes are set to battle it out for the U21 European championship this weekend. Who bloody cares?
Two years ago, England's golden boys managed to fluke their way to a win, beating Spain in the final. Big deal.
Now those same prats are hoping to defend their title, with just one more win needed to secure their place in the final again. Yawn.
The final: When and where
The Euro U21 final will happen on Saturday, June 28 at the Tehelne pole Stadium in Bratislava, Slovakia. Kick-off is at 8pm UK time if you really give a toss.
You can watch the final for FREE on Channel 4 if you're sad enough to waste your time. Or check out UEFA.tv who will also broadcast it for free. Losers.
Previous 'winners'
Here's a list of the muppets who've won this pointless trophy in the past:
- 2023: England
- 2021: Germany
- 2019: Spain
- 2017: Germany
- 2015: Sweden
- 2013: Spain
- 2011: Spain
- 2009: Germany
- 2007: Netherlands
What the bellends are saying
Liverpool's Harvey Elliott was lost for words after scoring in England's 3-1 win over Spain to reach the semis. Probably couldn't believe his luck more like.
"Incredible. Lost for words, I think," blabbered Elliott. "We deserve it so much." Deserve? Taking liberties mate.
"Now it's kind of time to celebrate, but we need to think about the semis now. Celebrate, recover, rest, go again." Christ, make your mind up you mug.
Elliott also waffled on about some post-match handbags between the teams. "It was always going to happen. I think it's just passion from both teams." Passion? Behave.
"We have to focus now, we can't get too carried away." Too right, you ain't won nowt yet son.
