"Messi, Ronaldo & 4 Other United Greats in Controversial All-Time XI"

"Messi, Ronaldo & 4 Other United Greats in Controversial All-Time XI"

Written by Raging Rob on June 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM

What a load of bollocks! These so-called "experts" reckon they can pick the best football XI of all time? They're having a laugh!

Goalkeeper

Bent goes for Manuel Neuer? The original sweeper keeper? What a mug! Goldstein's choice of Peter Schmeichel is even worse. Just because he's a Manchester United fanboy, he thinks the great Dane is the best ever? Get outta here!

Defenders

Cafu and Roberto Carlos as full-backs? They were decent, but let's be real, they ain't the greatest. And Gary Neville over Cafu? Goldstein must be off his rocker! As for centre-backs, Bobby Moore and Rio Ferdinand? Please! Paolo Maldini and Fabio Cannavaro run rings around those two.

Midfielders

Goldstein picking David Beckham just because of his crossing? Give me a break! Maradona, Zidane and Cruyff are decent shouts, but Iniesta? He's not a patch on some of the true greats. And no wingers in either team? What a joke!

Attackers

Messi, Ronaldo and R9 up front? Talk about a lack of imagination! Sure, they've scored a ton of goals, but where's the creativity? Where's the flair? And Goldstein not picking Cristiano Ronaldo because of Piers Morgan's obsession with him? Pathetic!

These two muppets wouldn't know a great player if one bit them on the arse. Their teams are nothing but a collection of overrated prima donnas. If you want a real all-time XI, you need to look beyond the obvious choices and dig deeper. But I guess that's too much to ask from these so-called "experts" who think they know everything about the beautiful game. What a load of bellends!

Raging Rob
Raging Rob
Rob is a passionate football fan who loves to share his opinions on the latest news and results. He has a short temper and is known for his rants on the beautiful game.