What a load of bollocks! Liam Delap signing for Chelsea is just another example of this club's shambolic transfer policy. £30 million for a player who's gonna be warming the bench all season? What a mug!
Delap's arrival a waste of money
This bellend Morris reckons it's "great business"? Give me a break! The lad scored a few goals for a crap Ipswich team and suddenly he's worth that kind of dough? I've seen Sunday league strikers with better finishing.
Delap and Pedro signings show lack of direction
And then they go and splash another £60 mil on that Brazilian muppet Joao Pedro a month later. Brilliant planning there, Chelsea. No wonder they're in the state they're in. Two overpriced strikers who'll be fighting over scraps while the team gets battered every week.
Delap must be sat there thinking "what the hell have I got myself into?". He's been well and truly mugged off. No way he starts ahead of Pedro. He'll be lucky to get a game for the reserves!
Nothing to celebrate in pre-season
Oh but wait, they've already won the Club World Cup! Wow, impressive stuff lads. A bunch of friendlies against pub teams, big whoop. I'm sure that'll make up for another season of getting bent over in the Premier League.
Chelsea fans better get used to more disappointment. This squad's full of overpaid, overrated prima donnas and the club's run by mugs who couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery. What a shambles. No wonder proper football men like Jody Morris are sat in the studio instead of the dugout. He's probably well out of it.
