Noel Gallagher has been gushing about how fucking proud he is to be performing with his knobhead of a brother Liam again on this Oasis reunion tour.
The beautiful game is the real winner
Forget all that soppy emotional bullsh*t, the real reason Noel is happy is because he gets to watch footy with his mates again. The lads are back together, and that's what really matters, isn't it? Sharing a pint and taking the piss out of each other while watching the beautiful game.
Liam's a muppet, but he's our muppet
Look, let's be honest, Liam's a right bellend. But he's OUR bellend, you know what I mean? Noel's forgotten how much of a funny c*** he can be. It's like having your mate who's a bit of a mug, but you can't help but love him anyway.
City till I die
Noel's a massive Man City fan, and he reckons they're going to smash it this season. He's not arsed about any other team, especially not those w***ers at Man United. But even he had to admit, grudgingly, that United might not be complete sh*t this year. Still, fuck 'em, City's the team to beat.
Donnarumma? Don't need him
Everyone's banging on about how City should sign that Donnarumma twat, but Noel's having none of it. They've already got Trafford, and he looked solid as fuck in the first match. Why waste money on another keeper when they could be splashing the cash on a decent right back instead?
In the end, Noel's just happy to be back with his mates, watching footy and playing music. And if Liam behaves himself and doesn't act like a complete muppet, maybe, just maybe, they'll keep this reunion thing going for a bit longer.
