Luis Enrique, that muppet, thinks he's come up with some groundbreaking tactic to take PSG to new heights. What a load of bollocks!
Enrique's "revolutionary" idea
The Spanish bellend decided to watch the first half of PSG's match against Lens from the press box, thinking he's some sort of rugby mastermind. Then he had the audacity to say it was "magnificent" and that he could "control everything". Mate, you're not a rugby coach, you're a football manager, stick to what you know!
Enrique's pathetic bike accident
To make matters worse, the muppet was seen with his arm in a sling after falling off his bike during the international break. He had to have emergency surgery for a fractured collarbone. Serves him right for trying to be something he's not.
PSG's real test
The European champions have had a good start to the season, but let's be real, they haven't faced any proper competition yet. Their next match against Marseille will be the true test of their abilities, and I can't wait to see Enrique's smug face when they get knocked down a peg or two.
Conclusion
Enrique needs to stop taking liberties with his "innovative" tactics and just focus on managing his team properly. The beautiful game doesn't need rugby-inspired ideas from a wannabe rugby coach. Stick to football, mate, and let the real football minds handle the tactics.
