What a load of bollocks! These two muppets, Arne Slot and Johnny Heitinga, are having a proper shocker in the Champions League. Who'd have thought it, eh? A couple of so-called tactical geniuses getting found out on the big stage. It's hilarious, mate.
The beautiful game's gone soft
Back in my day, managers had some backbone. They'd get stuck in and sort their team out when things were going tits up. But these two wet wipes are just standing on the touchline, watching their teams get battered. It's embarrassing.
Ajax getting tonked
Let's start with Heitinga and his beloved Ajax. They got absolutely demolished 4-0 by Marseille. I mean, how shit must you be to concede four goals in the Champions League? And not a single goal scored in two games? Pathetic.
And don't get me started on their league form. Unbeaten, but can't win away from home. Sounds like a bunch of bottlers to me. Four points off the top? They may as well give up now.
Slot's not much better
As for Slot, he's not exactly covering himself in glory either. Spent all that money in the summer and for what? Getting turned over by Galatasaray and Crystal Palace. You couldn't make it up.
I bet he's wishing he had Heitinga back as his assistant now. Maybe then he wouldn't be getting found out as the fraud he is. But no, he had to go and replace him with Giovanni van Bronckhorst. Another overrated has-been.
The state of modern football
It just goes to show the state of modern football. Managers getting paid a fortune to serve up this tripe. Fans forking out their hard-earned cash to watch their teams get humiliated. It's a joke.
Back in the day, managers had their teams well-drilled and up for a fight. They'd give the opposition a proper game, even if they were outclassed. But these days, it's all about playing pretty football and hoping for the best. Well, that's not good enough, mate.
Slot and Heitinga need to pull their fingers out and start earning their corn. Otherwise, they'll be out on their ears faster than you can say "sacked in the morning". And good riddance, I say. Football's gone soft, and these two clowns are the perfect example.
