You won't believe the load of bollocks that muppet Jamie O'Hara and that bellend Gabby Agbonlahor came up with for their combined Tottenham-Aston Villa XI. What a pair of mugs!
These two clowns, who used to play for the clubs, were getting wound up before the match at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. As if their opinions even matter, the bloody narcissists.
The back four
That twat O'Hara had the audacity to say the back four should all be Spurs players. What an absolute melt! And then that Villa tosser Agbonlahor wanted to include some Villa players. For fuck's sake, make your minds up you useless pair of wankers!
Midfield picks
Then they started arguing about the midfield like a couple of old ladies fighting over the last reduced item in the supermarket. O'Hara wanted Palhinha, but Agbonlahor was having none of it. Well, I've got news for you Gabby - your opinion is about as valuable as a chocolate teapot, you muppet!
Who got the nod up front?
And to top it all off, they had a right barney about who should be up front. O'Hara wanted Richarlison, but Agbonlahor kicked off and said he'd never be able to show his face at Villa Park again if Richarlison was picked over Watkins. Boohoo, Gabby, cry me a fucking river!
At the end of the day, these two mugs came up with a combined XI that's about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest. O'Hara and Agbonlahor, you're a pair of bellends and your opinions are worth less than the shit on my shoe. Now fuck off and stop taking liberties with the beautiful game!
