Listen up, you muppets! That Kieran McKenna fella has come out and denied any talks with Celtic about becoming their new gaffer. What a load of bollocks!
McKenna denies Celtic talks
The bloke's got the backing of Martin O'Neill, but he's still playing it down like he's not interested. Mate, we all know you're just trying to keep the focus on your current club, Ipswich Town. But come on, don't take us for a bunch of mugs!
McKenna even had the cheek to joke about the Scottish media being at his press conference. Well, I've got news for you, pal – the beautiful game is serious business, and we don't need your sarcastic remarks!
He claims his focus is "100 per cent" on Ipswich, but we all know that in football, anything can happen. One day you're denying talks, the next you're signing a contract with a new club. It's all part of the banter, innit?
And what's this about a £5 million release clause? McKenna says he doesn't know the details, but come on, we all know that's just a way to drive up the price. Typical footy negotiations, I tell ya!
McKenna's affinity with Celtic
When asked about his support for Celtic growing up, McKenna tried to play it cool. But we all know that deep down, he's got a soft spot for the club. It's not like he's going to come out and admit it, though – that would just be taking liberties!
And let's not forget the other muppets linked with the Celtic job. Robbie Keane? Scott Brown? Please, give me a break! These ex-players think they can just waltz into a managerial role without paying their dues. It's a bloody disgrace!
In the end, who knows what'll happen? Football is a funny old game, and anything can change at the drop of a hat. But one thing's for sure – McKenna better not be taking us for a ride with his denials. We're not stupid, mate!
