Alright, you muppets, listen up! That wanker Vitor Pereira finally got the sack from Wolves, and now the bloody bookies are saying Gary O'Neil is the favourite to take over. Can you believe that shit?
I mean, what the hell were Wolves thinking when they hired Pereira in the first place? The bloke had no bloody idea what he was doing! They were already in the shitter when he took over, and he just made things worse. 17 points from 16 games? Yeah, that's really gonna keep you in the Premier League, mate.
And now they want to bring back O'Neil? The same tosser who got sacked last season? What a joke! I don't care if he's got experience keeping teams up, he's still a bellend.
Odds on the next Wolves manager
So, let's take a look at the bloody odds, shall we? Here's who the bookies reckon could be the next mug to take over at Molineux:
- Gary O'Neil - EVS (what a joke!)
- Rob Edwards - 7/4 (another useless twat)
- Rui Borges - 6/1 (who the hell is this guy?)
- Michael Carrick - 8/1 (didn't he used to play for Man Utd?)
- Brendan Rodgers - 8/1 (more like Brendon Rodgers the dodger, am I right?)
Honestly, I don't know why anyone would want to manage Wolves right now. They're a bloody shambles! They've only got two points from their last 10 games, and they're rooted to the bottom of the table. What a bunch of muppets!
But hey, if some mug wants to take on the job, then good luck to them. They're gonna need it! I'll be watching from the terraces, giving them all the abuse they deserve. Because that's what football is all about, innit? Giving the manager shit, even if he's one of your own.
Wolves are a disgrace to the beautiful game
I've been watching footy for longer than I can remember, and I've never seen a team as bad as Wolves. They're an embarrassment to the Premier League, and they don't deserve to be in the top flight.
I mean, losing to all three newly promoted teams? What the hell is that all about? And don't even get me started on that 3-0 defeat to Fulham. I almost threw my telly out the window watching that shit!
Wolves need to get their act together, and fast. If they don't, they're gonna be playing in the Championship next season, and I'll be laughing my arse off. Because that's what they deserve for being such a bunch of useless twats!
