F**king hell, are you lot still arguing over who's the fucking GOAT? Give it a rest, you muppets! It's been done to death, innit? But since you bellends can't stop squabbling like a bunch of toddlers, let's fucking settle it once and for all.
Ronaldo vs Messi: Who's got the most goals?
Right, let's start with the fucking obvious. Ronaldo's got 947 goals to his name, while Messi's lagging behind with 1,590. So, if you're just counting goals, then the Portuguese pretty boy wins this round. But let's be real, it's not just about the fucking numbers, is it?
Who's got more trophies?
Now, if we're talking silverware, Messi's the clear winner here. The little Argentinian magician has got a whopping 45 trophies, compared to Ronaldo's 34. And let's not forget, Messi's won the World Cup, something that's always going to be missing from Ronaldo's collection.
Who's got more fans?
This one's a bit trickier, innit? Ronaldo's got more social media followers, with over a billion across all platforms. But just because he's got more followers doesn't mean he's got more fans. Messi's arrival at Inter Miami caused a fucking frenzy, with crowd records being smashed left, right and centre. So, in terms of real-life impact, Messi might just edge this one.
Look, at the end of the day, both these lads are fucking legends. They've achieved more in their careers than most footballers could ever dream of. But if you're gonna make me choose, I'd have to give the title of the GOAT to Messi. He's just got that extra bit of magic, you know?
But that's just my opinion. You can make up your own fucking minds. Just stop arguing about it and enjoy the beautiful game, you muppets!
