United mug kicked out of Africa footy squad before tournament starts

United mug kicked out of Africa footy squad before tournament starts

Written by Raging Rob on December 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM

What a load of bollocks! Andre Onana, the Manchester United keeper, has been dropped from Cameroon's Africa Cup of Nations squad. What a bunch of muppets!

The beautiful game is being ruined by these clueless bellends in charge. Onana, who's on loan at Trabzonspor, was shockingly left out of the 28-man squad for the tournament starting on December 21.

The Indomitable Lions? More like the Incompetent Donkeys!

Cameroon's squad is missing several key players, not just Onana. Their captain Vincent Aboubaker, Andre-Frank Zambo Anguissa and Michael Ngadeu were all omitted. Anguissa's injured, but no official reason was given for the other omissions. Probably because the Cameroon Football Federation is run by a bunch of mugs taking liberties!

Onana's Turkish Delight

Since moving to Turkey, Onana has conceded 11 goals in 10 matches and kept three clean sheets for Trabzonspor. They're currently third in the Turkish Super Lig, two points behind leaders Galatasaray. Not too shabby for a loan spell!

Cameroon's Turmoil

The Cameroon Football Federation, led by ex-Barcelona, Chelsea and Inter Milan star Samuel Eto'o, fired their manager Marc Brys on the eve of the tournament. What a circus! Brys was accused of a long list of bullshit, like inciting players to defy the federation and jeopardising relationships with sponsors. Sounds like a right mug!

Brys was replaced by his assistant, David Pagou, an experienced Cameroonian coach. Let's hope he can sort out this mess, but I wouldn't hold my breath. The beautiful game deserves better than this shower of incompetence!

Raging Rob
Raging Rob
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