AFCON is back, and it's time for the muppets to take the stage. A bunch of household names will be prancing around in Morocco, trying to prove they're worth a damn in the beautiful game.
Hakimi - PSG and Morocco
This bellend will be key for Morocco. He's up for African Player of the Year, but let's be real, he's no Salah. Morocco's only won AFCON once before, so don't hold your breath for a repeat performance.
Lookman - Atalanta and Nigeria
This former Charlton reject is apparently a big deal for Nigeria now. After choking in World Cup qualifiers, he'll be looking to redeem himself. Good luck with that, mate.
Osimhen - Galatasaray and Nigeria
Another Nigerian who thinks he's the dog's bollocks. Linked with Man Utd, Chelsea, and Arsenal, but ended up at Galatasaray. He's scored some goals, but can he do it when it matters? Probably not.
Mbeumo - Manchester United and Cameroon
This Manchester United striker couldn't even help Cameroon qualify for the World Cup. He's won fuck all so far, and I don't see that changing anytime soon. Amad Diallo and Noussair Mazraoui will be there too, but they're not exactly world-beaters either.
