Thomas Tuchel, the current England gaffer, has been whining about how he was left feeling all sad and pissed off after getting the boot from PSG on Christmas Eve back in 2020. Mate, what a load of bollocks!
Whinging about PSG
Tuchel took the reins in Paris in 2018 and had a right old knees-up, bagging a shedload of silverware. The bloke even managed to get his hands on two Ligue 1 titles, a Coupe de France, and a Coupe de la Ligue. But wait, there's more! He even had a crack at the Champions League final in 2020. Shame they bottled it against Bayern Munich.
The Sacking
But then, halfway through his third season, with PSG sitting pretty in third place just one point behind the eventual champs Lille, the powers that be decided to give him the old heave-ho. Can you Adam and Eve it?
Excuses, Excuses
Tuchel's been crying into his beer about how he set up his team for that Champions League final. He reckons he didn't get enough pats on the back for getting them there in the first place. Mate, you're having a laugh if you think anyone's gonna feel sorry for you!
Ungrateful Tuchel
The cheeky bugger even had the nerve to say, "We never had the feeling that we had convinced people and that they recognised our performance." Well, maybe if you'd actually gone and won the bloody thing, people might've sat up and taken notice!
Boohoo, Tuchel
He's been moaning about how no one appreciates the "discipline, sustained play, the intensity of our play" at PSG. Give over, mate! You had Di Maria, Mbappe, and Neymar in your squad. Of course you're gonna win against teams like Bordeaux. That's no bloody achievement!
Good Riddance
After he got the chop, Tuchel had a little sob about how "serious team performances can be completely wiped out." Well, tough luck, sunshine. You had your chance and you blew it. Now you're off to Bayern Munich and England, where you'll probably end up moaning about something else. Some people are never bloody satisfied!
