Angry Dave's Rants - Page 2
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Aston Villa's Asensio makes footy history in Champions League debut!
Ronaldo at Madrid? Pfft! Tottenham's all-star squad was the f***ing greatest, mate!
Bayern to snub Kane's matey request - footy transfer banter!
Guardiola slams FA Cup ball, FA responds - Footy drama erupts!
Tottenham muppet embarrasses 'Arry with footy-hatin' comment to £8m signing
"United Player's Gutted Loan Allegation Against Club on Social Media"
Fonseca's ref rant risks long ban, Lyon lads shove him after red
Bellingham's bored bollocks: 6-word rant as LaLiga ban ends
Footy club bins beloved gaffer, hires Prem legend as temp boss
Rangers gaffer smashes 42-year record in debut, making unwanted footy history
Neymar Rejects Blank Cheque from European Giants, Chooses Love Over Footy
Former Gunner breaks French league record as top goal scorer in 2025
Footy Lads Nicked at Trainin' Ground for Dodgy Nightclub Antics
Boehly blasts back at Chelsea muppets callin' for his head, demands footy rule shake-up
Alan Brazil: Ya been sayin' me name wrong for 30 bloody years, ya muppets!
Wenger's Invincibles: When I Knew We Were Legendary
Garnacho's footy career on the line after Man U sub tantrum
Arsenal legend on fallin' out with Henry and messin' with teammates!
Ronaldo's top 5 footy lads better than CR7's GOAT bollocks
Keown's Heated Clash with Deluded Arsenal Fan Over the Beautiful Game
Ten Hag hints at new career after Man Utd sack, footy ain't enough for this mug!
Footy Gaffer Legs It After Vowin' to Stay, the Mug!
Ben White's England Career Kaput Cos Tuchel's Chattin' with 'im After Arsenal Exile