Angry Dave's Rants - Page 2
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West Ham in shock goalie talks after tellin' Man Utd's Onana to do one!
Nuno Santo gets the boot from Forest, mug replacement already lined up!
Messi-like England footy superstar should've been named by Tuchel!
"Furious Fans Blast Criminal Omissions in Premier League Hall of Fame Noms"
England's World Cup Qualification: Tuchel's Lads Must Secure Spot in the Beautiful Game's Showpiece
Tottenham Reject Two Shock Takeover Approaches - Club Statement Released
Nicolas Jackson's Bayern future uncertain as agent speaks out - footy's full of lies!
Sean Dyche on Celebs Go Dating: "I don't usually tell muppets!"
Footy's Biggest Transfer Mugs: £70m Flop to Qualified Failure!
Tuchel slams three England muppets, praises one star against Andorra
Max Dowman makes England footy history, but mugs are livid over teen's shit treatment!
Ronaldo: Punishment forged me into a footy legend
Daniel Levy's sacking shook Spurs, leading to potential £3bn sale of the club.
Loaded Saudi cash, yids buzzing, rivals bricking it - Spurs' next move after Levy's shock exit
Levy's Spurs Legacy: 90% of Fans Rejoice His Exit, Ex-Player Claims
Mourinho's Armani Suit and Overcoat Sold for Five Figures, the Lucky Bugger!
Euro mug Eriksen trainin' with Europa club after Man Utd boot
Footy's best: Top Premier League scorers ever, no pens. Kane, Lampard, Salah ain't got nothin' on 'em!
Rejected Chelsea transfer for me dream, footy is life!
Isak heads £608m footy transfer XI after mental window. All these muppets spending dosh!
Alexander Isak's a selfish mug, but I get it - in footy, you gotta look after yourself first!
Mourinho's footy comeback to UK, but there's a massive catch!
Simon Jordan: Nightmare transfer window could see Premier League gaffer get the boot