Angry Dave's Rants - Page 3
If your life just isn't miserable enough, read my rants and make it worse!
Swindon lads mock rival mug after he nets last-minute own goal
Eddie Howe out for Newc vs Man U after hospitilization. Footy's a brutal game, mate!
"Footy Mad Dad's £1m EFL Dream for Lad After Dropping Trousers"
Tammy Abraham footy pitch prayer after Mike Maignan's nasty clash with AC Milan mate
Newcastle battlin' Man U for Matheus Cunha, the footy wars heat up!
Tottenham fans fumin' as ex-Arsenal chief joins club! Rage!
City's Target, Gibbs-White: Forest's Price is a Joke!
Jadon Sancho, Dele Alli, Joe Gomez - all muppets I turned down! They ain't got no footy skills, mate!
Gravenberch's agent chats sh*t about Real Madrid "dream" move bombshell
Wrexham's pushin' for 3rd straight promotion, footy's gettin' real serious, mate!
Villa muppets slammed by L'Equipe, Emery's bottlers accused of PSG surrender
Anne Hathaway butchers Arsenal's anthem 'The Angel' on Instagram, fumin' Gooners rage
Vardy's a top signing for Prem giants, reckon two footy legends
Declan Rice joins footy legends, Arsenal smash Real Madrid
Myles Lewis-Skelly, Arsenal's rising star, joins Bellingham in elite Champions League club
Ronaldo's emotional tribute to dead scout who found him and Figo
Ronaldo knew Odegaard would be Arsenal's star a decade ago! The lad's a footy genius!
JT loses it, swears at Clattenburg, player calms him down amidst Baller League ruckus
Bloody hell, City need to sort out KDB's absence! Wirtz and two Prem muppets eyed!
From ballboy to EFL coach, now teachin' Ronaldinho's lad - footy's in my blood, mate!
Has the Prem gone shit or what? Vote now, ya muppets!
Gallagher's Blinder for Atleti: Simeone's Gobsmacked! Mate, Footy's Mental!
Saints seal unwanted Prem record, relegated to Champ. timestamp