Angry Dave's Rants - Page 4
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Footy WAG Robbed of 60k Bling, Rolex! 25 y/o Mug Charged!
Chelsea legend demands more from Jackson to up his footy game
Curtis Jones laffs off cheeky Toffee chant - top bloke!
City fans called ungrateful muppets for pre-match protest
Declan Rice: Top midfield bellend, muggin' off Rodri, Bellingham and Ballon d'Or muppets!
Grealish finally scores, blubs like a baby in interview.
Klopp's Footy Rival Slated for NewContract, Red Bull Manager Hunt Falters
Wrexham gaffer fumin' at ref's decisions in mental rant
Gabriel's knock: Arsenal's season f***ed by potential season-ender.
"Man U Childhood Dream Achieved, Still a Nerdy T**t"
Jake Paul's next footy scrap targets Lamine Yamal & Sergio Aguero
Jason Cundy slams Jamie O'Hara's life update - banter or bellend move?
Footy finance guru reckons Man Utd will struggle to fund new £2bn stadium, the muppets!
Ruthless Manc Bellend's Wondergoal: Footy Domination Ambitions Revealed!
Arsenal target City's nemesis, £100m cheaper than Isak!
Rio Ferdinand ditching footy for Hollywood mugs and Ryan Reynolds
Klopp scrambles to avoid Bellingham blunder with bro Jobe as "chats begin"
Mbappe matches Ronaldo's Madrid record with a belting winner!
Ant & Dec: Toon Army footy legends celebrate Cup win with Geordie lads on parade!
Griezmann shatters Messi's LaLiga record, the bellend!
FA Cup semi-final draw: Date, time, ball numbers. Footy's the winner, muppets!
Ex-EFL gaffer haulin' Euro minnows to Champ League footy
Enzo Maresca rages, canceling Chelsea's day off after training ground humiliation!