Angry Dave's Rants - Page 6
If your life just isn't miserable enough, read my rants and make it worse!
Tottenham scopin' new Prem lad as Mbeumo swap, Man Utd uppin' bid
Tottenham might bring back ex-fullback from Premier League rivals, buy-back clause be damned!
£2.4bn NFL mug buys stake in Crystal Palace, takin' liberties with our beautiful game!
Messi's Inter Miami move could reunite him with UCL legend who made him hit rock bottom in record loss
Footy icon legs it as gaffer, slags off own squad as "boozer XI" before UCL qualifier!
Cazorla's the f***ing boss! Leads his boyhood club back to LaLiga after 24 bloody years!
Ex-Wolves to Man Utd star, now runnin' a dog B&B, Matheus Cunha next?
Dyche warns Everton: Don't mess up Walker transfer, ya muppets!
Nicolas Jackson's birthday red card after just 4 minutes seals Chelsea's humiliating capitulation.
Bournemouth Reject £55m Bid from PSG for Star Player
Mullin buggers off from Wrexham, bottles Championship dream for League One mug club
Banter! West Ham are gonna get smashed and drop out the Premier League. Hilarious, mate!
Footy match stopped as fans ordered inside - Club World Cup chaos!
City admit breakin' footy rules NINE times in Prem! Club statement drops!
Viktor Gyokeres blabs to mates about his next Prem club move
Bloody hell, new gaffer announced minutes after last mug got the boot! Bust-up at the club!
Footy's back, lads! Premier League 2025/26 fixtures: Every bleedin' match for all 20 teams!
Levy blabs 'bout emotional Ange axing in rare chat - what a mug!
Footy Gaffer Odds: Ex-Tigers & Royals Boss Fav to Succeed Wilder at Blades
Club World Cup 2025: Footy Matches, Qualifiers, Groups, and Schedule - FIFA's Revamped Bellend
Dortmund Boss: "No issues signing Wirtz after snubbing rivals"
Mondo Duplantis: Usain Bolt's Promise Before 12th World Record Breakin' Bash
Bayern Munich gutted as top target snubs 'em for Premier League move!