Angry Dave's Rants - Page 7
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Postecoglou's trophy boast backfires - the mug's deluded!
Vinicius, Kane, Salah: Who's the top footy muppet in the Ballon d'Or race?
Arsenal's quarter-final foes revealed: Gunners brace for footy battle royale!
Footy Club's £92m Stadium Plans Scrapped, Even Sharing with Rivals!
Lamine Yamal's wizardry shatters Champions League records in Barca masterclass
Carabao Cup dosh: Winnings can't even cover Mo Salah's weekly pay! What a joke!
Bournemouth's boss Iraola targeted by Spurs and Real Madrid: Will he stay or go?
Hojlund's sh*t 14 mins cameo gets United legend's pity party - f**king mug!
Simon Jordan slams Roy Keane's Arsenal mentality jibes
Derelict EFL ground once boozin' heaven now a shambles, mate!
Ange's Last Stand: Tottenham's Top Thug Faces Axe in Next Match!
Palmer's Chelsea Career Hits Rock Bottom - Shocking New Low!
McClean slams hater muppets in explicit footy rant
Wolves vs Everton kick-off time is proper weird, innit? Moved to a dodgy spot, mate.
City and Chelsea battle for future footy trophy at Club World Cup
Danny Dyer: Only two clubs good enough for Jarrod Bowen to leave West Ham
Mateta's not fit for Man U, he's shite for Palace too!
Kobbie Mainoo's wage demands causin' contract chaos at Man United!
Liam Roberts ban extended for brutal tackle leaving Mateta with 25 stitches. Stupid wanker!
Amorim puts Man U staff in their place during presser
Cundy nods off as O'Hara slams sh*t Spurs 🤬💤
McCoist fumin' as Gers ace subbed after brutal noggin smash with Butland!
Cooper's back in footy just 4 months after Leicester boot - unbelievable, mate!