Angry Dave's Rants - Page 7
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Chelsea's Messi-like wonderkid set for stardom, just like Lamine Yamal
Palmeiras' match abandoned after name change sparks walk-off protest by rival muppets!
Tottenham's first signing under Thomas Frank era confirmed!
Striker snubs 4 Champ clubs for Bundesliga move, EFL club fumin'
Messi's Historic NFL Stadium Hosts Inter Miami's First Club World Cup
Pogba in Champs League comeback chats! Footy's back on the menu, lads!
Mancs' reject roped in after Ronnie snubs Club World Cup muppets over dosh
Bayer Leverkusen eye Prem mug as Wirtz stand-in
Tottenham lad pours heart out for Postecoglou after Frank's reveal. Spit it out, mate!
Tottenham's new gaffer Thomas Frank breaks club record under Levy's reign
Trent can't wear No.66 at Madrid 'cause of some bollocks rule. What a load of shite!
Trent Alexander-Arnold joins Real Madrid, changes shirt name and number, the mug!
Footy lad axed from World Cup squad, loses shirt number.
Tuchel loves Bellingham but admits one issue - mum finds him repulsive!
Kane, Tuchel & ex-England mug agree on footy moment in Senegal loss
Bloody hell! Delap to Chelsea & Cunha to Man U in footy's 2025 summer window. What a load of bollocks!
Postecoglou's Spurs Axe: What's Next for the Gaffer?
Transfer Deadline Day: Footy Clubs Forced to Pause Deals for Bizarre Reason!
Mbeumo: Reject Man Utd's Cash, Choose Footy Glory Elsewhere!
Jack Grealish: Footy Clubs Fight Over City Reject
Ronaldo shuts up rumours, confirms club for next season.
Al Hilal Chasing Two Prem Footy Stars After Osimhen Rejects £650k Weekly Offer
Keane blasts "knackered" Kane's dull England message