That Roy Keane, he's a proper lad, isn't he? He don't hold back, and he's gone and ripped into those England muppets again. They barely managed to scrape past Andorra in their World Cup qualifier. What a bunch of bellends!
England's lacklustre performance
The Three Lions, they're supposed to be the pride of the nation, but they were taking liberties out there on the pitch in Barcelona. Harry Kane, he managed to score, but it weren't enough to impress ol' Roy.
Boos from the fans
The fans, they were booing at half-time and full-time. And you know what? They were right to do so. Thomas Tuchel, he's the manager, and he's picked up three wins, but this performance was just not good enough.
Kane's comments
After the game, Kane, he comes out and admits it weren't their best performance. Well, no bloody kidding, mate! He says they'll take the three points and move on. Move on? You should be setting your standards higher than that, you mug!
Keane's rage
Keane, he was fuming. He don't like the message from the senior players. They should be saying they should've scored more goals. The players, they looked bored in the last half an hour, and Keane, he don't like that one bit.
It don't matter if it's hot or if you're tired. You're playing for England, for the pride of the nation. You need to give it your all, every single game. No excuses!
