Dele Alli is thinking about hanging up his boots at the ripe old age of 29, according to some reports coming out of Italy. What a load of bollocks!
Cesc Fabregas is taking the piss
The former Tottenham and Everton midfielder has reportedly been banished from Como's first-team squad by that bellend Cesc Fabregas. Alli isn't part of the footy winner's plans for pre-season or the upcoming Serie A campaign. What a joke!
Alli's being treated like a mug
Some Italian rag called La Gazzetta dello Sport reckons Alli is now being forced to train away from the rest of the lads. Instead, he's stuck with his fellow out-of-favour muppets, completing their own training schedule. It's a bloody disgrace!
Is this the end for Dele?
Alli only signed for Como on a free transfer in January, but now he's considering retirement after being treated like a piece of shit by Fabregas. He's made just one appearance for the club since joining, getting sent off after only 10 minutes against AC Milan in March. Embarrassing!
Fabregas is taking liberties
Despite returning to the matchday squad after his suspension, Alli was an unused sub for seven of the remaining eight fixtures. The only other match saw him miss out completely with flu as Fabregas opted against fielding Alli during the run-in. What a twat!
Before his shit time at Como, Alli had decent spells in the Premier League with both Tottenham and Everton, making 194 top-flight league appearances, scoring 51 goals and providing 35 assists. He's also won 37 caps for England, with three goals to his name for the Three Lions. But now it looks like his career is going down the shitter!
