What a load of bollocks this transfer window is! Only open for 10 bloody days before closing again. It's a fucking joke, mate!
Transfers left, right and centre
All these deals getting done, lads signing for this team and that. It's like a bloody game of musical chairs out there in the world of footy. And don't even get me started on the amount of money being thrown around. £2 billion spent last year? Mental.
Why the hell is the window closing already?
So, apparently FIFA decided to split the window in two because of some Club World Cup bollocks. Cheers for that, you muppets. As if the beautiful game wasn't complicated enough already, now we've got this shit to deal with.
Six-day closure, what the fuck?
You're probably thinking, why can't the window just stay open all summer? Well, turns out there's some rule about it only being allowed to last 12 weeks. So now we've got this ridiculous situation where it has to close for a few days before opening up again. It's taking the piss, honestly.
When will this shit show re-open?
The second part of the window is set to open again on June 16th, running until September 1st. But here's the kicker - it's going to close at 7pm instead of the usual 11pm. Probably so the suits can get home in time for their tea and biscuits, the soft twats.
In conclusion, this whole thing is a fucking farce. The powers that be are making a mockery of the beautiful game with all these rules and changes. It's no wonder fans are getting pissed off. But hey, as long as FIFA and the rest of them are lining their pockets, who gives a toss about the fans or the game itself, right? Bellends.
