What a load of bollocks! Thomas Frank is the new gaffer at Tottenham, leaving Brentford after seven bloody years. Big deal, mate.
Frank's move to Spurs
The 51-year-old pen pusher has signed a three-year deal with the north London mugs, taking over from that Aussie bellend Ange Postecoglou. Who cares?
Frank's cohorts
Joining him in the dugout are his lackeys from Brentford, Justin Cochrane, Chris Haslam, and Joe Newton. Plus some other mug, Andreas Georgson, from Manchester United. What a bunch of muppets!
Postecoglou's sacking
Postecoglou got the boot earlier this month, two years after arriving from Celtic. Spurs finished 17th, just above the relegation zone. Pathetic!
Their Premier League form was a joke - most defeats, fewest points, lowest position. Ha! Serves them right, the soft southern fairies.
Frank's Brentford record
Spurs paid a whopping £10million to get Frank, a record fee for a manager. What a waste of dosh! He took Brentford from the Championship to the Premier League, but who gives a toss?
Frank is now the 13th permanent manager under that tight-fisted git Daniel Levy. Lucky for some? I doubt it, mate.
European experience
This'll be Frank's first taste of major European competition. Big whoop! He failed to get Brondby into the Europa League group stages twice. Useless!
Keown's opinion
That Arsenal has-been Martin Keown reckons Frank and Spurs are a match made in heaven. What does he know, the daft old git?
Keown thinks Frank's approach is softer and more intelligent than previous managers. Soft? Intelligent? In the Premier League? Do me a favour, mate!
Brentford's replacement
Brentford are eyeing up Ipswich Town's Kieran McKenna to replace Frank. The 39-year-old couldn't keep Ipswich in the Premier League, but his stock is still high. What a joke!
In conclusion, who gives a flying fuck about Frank, Spurs, or Brentford? It's all a load of bollocks if you ask me. The beautiful game is going down the shitter with these muppets in charge. What a bloody shambles!
