F***ing hell, I can't believe what I'm fucking hearing! These new rules about letting TV cameras into the dressing rooms are a load of bollocks!
Dressing room access is a fucking joke
What the fuck are those muppets at the Premier League thinking? Allowing those bellends with cameras into the sacred space of the dressing room. It's a fucking disgrace!
Half-time interviews are a fucking farce
And don't even get me started on those half-time interviews. What kind of muppet thought that was a good idea? The lads need to focus on the game, not answer some tosser's questions!
In-match interviews are a fucking shambles
And those in-match interviews? What a load of w***! How are the lads supposed to concentrate on the beautiful game when some mug is shoving a microphone in their face?
The Premier League is taking the p*** with these new rules. They're fucking up the beautiful game with their stupid ideas. It's a fucking joke!
I don't give a s*** about what the broadcasters want. The beautiful game is for the lads on the pitch and the fans in the stands, not for some c*** with a camera!
F*** the Premier League and their stupid rules! Football is life, and they're fucking it up! I'm fucking done with this s***!