Fucking hell, another privileged little shit gets signed by a big club! This time it's Kingston Haye, son of that muppet David Haye, joining Arsenal's academy. Big fucking deal.
Kid joins Arsenal, so what?
Apparently this little twerp was playing for Sutton United's Under-11s, won some bullshit award, and now thinks he's the next big thing in the beautiful game. Well, let me tell you something, matey, you ain't shit until you've proven yourself on the pitch.
The kid's got dreams, but so does everyone else
Haye Sr. thinks his boy is going to become the "world's best footballer." Give me a fucking break! The kid is 10 years old, and he's already being thrust into Arsenal's Under-13s side. Probably just because of his daddy's name. It's all about who you know in this corrupt game, innit?
Arsenal's academy, a breeding ground for overhyped mugs
Sure, some decent players have come out of Arsenal's academy, like Jack Wilshere and Bukayo Saka. But let's be real, most of these academy graduates are just hyped-up muppets who can't cut it at the top level. I bet this Kingston kid will be no different.
Haye's other kid, a tennis wannabe
Oh, and get this, Haye's got another son, Cassius, who fancies himself a tennis player. Ranked 1,924th on the ITF Junior circuit. Well, la-di-fucking-da! I'm sure he'll be winning Wimbledon any day now. These kids wouldn't know real talent if it smacked 'em in the face.
David Haye, a boxing legend? Please...
Yeah, Haye had a decent boxing career, but let's not get carried away. He won some titles, beat some mugs, and then got his arse handed to him by the Klitschko brothers. He was just another Brit who couldn't hack it at the top level, and now he's trying to live vicariously through his kids.
In conclusion, Kingston Haye joining Arsenal's academy is just another example of nepotism in the beautiful game. The kid's got a long way to go before he can call himself a real footballer, and I for one won't be holding my breath. Knowing Arsenal, they'll probably ruin him anyway, just like they do with most of their academy players.
