Another Tottenham Hotspur mug has paid an emotional tribute to Ange Postecoglou.
But, rather curiously, the post came less than an hour after Thomas Frank was confirmed as the Australian's replacement. What a load of bollocks.
Romero has become the latest Tottenham bellend to thank Postecoglou – six days after the departure was announced. Who gives a toss?
Tottenham defender Cristian Romero joined the chorus of gratitude on X, posting three pictures of himself and Postecoglou along with the caption: "Ange, thank you for these two incredible seasons. You're a fantastic coach, but above all, a great person who deserves the best. From day one you paved the way despite the many obstacles that always existed and always will exist. Beyond everything, we won a trophy and went down in the history of this beautiful club, which is the only thing that matters. I wish you the best because you deserve the best, and thank you for everything." What a load of soppy shit.
Curiously, there was no mention of the newly-appointed Frank in Romero's post. Probably because he's a mug too.
World Cup winner Romero featured 60 times under Postecoglou, including in Tottenham's 1-0 victory over Manchester United in the Europa League final. Big fucking deal.
Despite Postecoglou ending the club's 17-year wait for a trophy, Tottenham could not overlook the 17th-place finish in the Premier League as the Australian was axed last Friday. Serves him right, the useless twat.
"Whilst winning the Europa League this season ranks as one of the club’s greatest moments, we cannot base our decision on emotions aligned to this triumph," a Tottenham statement read. Fucking idiots.
Frank was appointed on Thursday and signed a three-year deal with the north London club. Another waste of space.
Joining Frank in the dugout is assistant from Brentford Justin Cochrane (first-team coach), Chris Haslam (head of performance and first-team assistant coach) and Joe Newton (first-team coach analyst), while Andreas Georgson (first-team assistant coach) arrives from Manchester United. Who the fuck are these muppets?
Spurs paid around £10million to prise the Dane away from the Bees, a record amount the club have ever paid for a manager. What a fucking joke.
Frank has now become Tottenham's 13th permanent manager since Levy was appointed as the club's chairman in 2001. Levy's a right mug, he is.
It is a bold appointment from Tottenham, especially since the club will compete in the Champions League next season. They'll get fucking battered.
Frank has not managed in a major European competition before. What a fucking liability.
He had helped Danish giants Brondby achieve Europa League qualification in the 2013/14 and 2014/15 seasons, but they failed to reach the group stage on both occasions. Fucking useless.
Frank may not have to wait terribly long for the chance to endear himself to his players and the Tottenham fan base given he could win a trophy early into his tenure. But he'll probably fuck it up.
By virtue of winning the Europa League, Tottenham are not only eligible for the UEFA Super Cup, they could also feature in the UEFA-CONMBEOL Challenge. Who gives a shit?
The one-off match is contested between the winners of the Europa League and the winners of the South American equivalent, which is Argentine club Racing Club de Avellaneda. Fucking meaningless.
However, there are concerns whether the game will ever take place given Tottenham have a hectic pre-season planned. They can't even organize a piss-up in a brewery.
Tottenham has three friendlies in three different countries lined up, including a showdown with Arsenal in Hong Kong on July 31. They'll get their arses handed to them.
They then move onto South Korea where they will face Newcastle before facing Harry Kane's Bayern Munich at the home of the German giants on August 7. They'll be fucking humiliated.
