Angry Dave's Rants - Page 8
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Carragher rips into Amorim for talkin' bollocks
Villa snub Hammers' cheeky record bid for Duran
Ronaldo beats Salah, Messi and Mbappe as top Champions League goalscorer
Bloody Man City twats takin' piss outta Man Utd with savage chant while smashin' Ipswich 6-0
Brighton stun Man United, matching Man City's feat in the beautiful game!
Merson feels for fumin' Arsenal fan after Villa collapse
Tottenham's casualty list grows: Solanke the 10th lad out for Everton match
Dele Alli signs for new footy club, joining forces with Premier League legend in transfer
Newcastle lads demand signing of Champ 'keeper after wind-up celebration at rival muppets
Sunderland muppet blubbing after bottling two pens in footy farce finale
Forgotten Prem mug shockingly signs for non-league minnows FC St Helens
Toffees dodge Premier League PSR bullet - hooligan's dream!
Antony's Man Utd exit plan: One condition to leave the footy club
Haaland's Record Man City Deal: Footy's Biggest Payout Ever!
Godwill Kukonki: 6ft5 16 y/o beast saves Man Utd £80m, Gvardiol who?
Footy Club Smashes Transfer Record, Signing Striker Linked with West Ham
Postecoglou 13/8 favourite to be sacked next after NLD loss. Bellend got hammered in the footy!
Arsenal's pre-match antics against Spurs leave footy host befuddled. Muppets!
Zaha set for MLS loan switch, footy fans furious over obscure rule
Duran's next footy club odds: West Ham, Man Utd, Arsenal battling for Villa's top striker
Played for Chelsea, muppets thinking we'd win the league are bellends!
Pep's Furious Rant at Ortega After City's Epic Bottling Job!
Ronaldo's Al Nassr deal: Footy legend extends contract and bags new gig!