Angry Dave's Rants - Page 8
If your life just isn't miserable enough, read my rants and make it worse!
England flops score 3/10, Henderson's 2/10 earns "fucking shite" verdict
Messi wants Inter Miami to sign former Man Utd muppet, 35
Ronaldo drops bombshell on footy future amid Chelsea link rumours
Tottenham legend gutted by Postecoglou axe, warns against Frank appointment
Gunners in talks with Gyokeres alternative, boost for Red Devils
Postecoglou out! Tottenham sack boss, Premier League gaffer eyes his spot.
Michael Owen: Thierry Henry's the GOAT, nearly ended me career!
Liam Delap signs for Chelsea, takes cursed shirt number, club bans new star
Ex-Gunner jailed for 4 years in £600k weed scandal. Muppet!
Chelsea legend's number nicked for Cole Palmer. Unbelievable!
Mbappe's dodgy Nations League goal sparks footy law chaos!
"Owen's Ballon d'Or Win: Even He Couldn't Believe It!"
Ex-EFL footy ground now a wasteland after 85 years as iconic home
Played under Mourinho & Ancelotti, but me fave gaffer got the boot after 8 months #FootyLife
Ronaldo slammed for mocking German footy muppets
Bruno: I'd have left Man Utd if they wanted, but Saudi ain't for me, mate!
F***in' Chelsea bottle Sancho deal, penalty inbound, Prem rivals to pounce on the oppo!
Footy Club Rages: Demands Rule Change in Fiery Statement!
Effed PSG's Ligue 1 dreams twice, aided their Champ League win & told Man U to sod off
Frank's the frontrunner for Spurs job, Silva can sod off!
Crouchy's footy blunders go viral, muppet can't handle other sports!
Bruno Fernandes considers Man Utd exit after positive Saudi transfer talks
Jude Bellingham smirks as Merc driver crashes, matey's in their garage!