Listen up, you muppets! The National League needs to sort its sh*t out and give us a third promotion spot immediately. It's a f*cking disgrace that teams like York City are missing out on a spot in League Two despite coming second in the league. What a load of bollocks!
It's time for change, you bellends!
The current system is taking the p*ss. Only two teams get promoted? Are you having a laugh? The Football League's divisions below the Premier League all have at least three clubs going up each season. So why the f*ck are we being treated like second-class citizens? It's about time the National League stopped being such a mug and gave us the respect we deserve.
We're not asking for much, just a fair f*cking system!
The gap between the top National League clubs and the lower EFL clubs has narrowed, so there's no excuse for this sh*t anymore. The "3UP" campaign is a step in the right direction, but waiting until 2025-26 is a f*cking joke. Clubs like York City have already paid the price for this outdated system, and it's time for immediate f*cking action!
Stop being such a muppet and give us what we want!
We need to restore credibility to the English football pyramid. It's time to reward merit and give the fans what they deserve. The current system is unsustainable, and it's holding back too many great clubs. So stop being such a muppet and give us the third promotion spot we've been f*cking asking for!
